I'm so cool it hurts.

Since I have nothing better to do, and no life to blog about, I'll give you some quotes (mainly from bash.org) that I find meaningful/funny.

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutal weirdness and call it love. - Unknown (nice name, eh?)

Tetris is so unrealistic. - bash.org

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. - Lisa Simpson

Betty: Rap is missing just one letter. C
Bob: What's rapc?
Betty: Crap you idiot. You put the c on the other end.
Bob: Oh, I see.
Betty: Although you could also say it's missing an e.
Bob: wtfs erap?

- bash.org

But I only love rain because it waters the poor farmers crops and gives them life. JUST KIDDING! WHO CARES ABOUT FARMERS?! - Xiaxue

xx.